Ok, I know what you are thinking at this point. These guys are nuts....

This is not entirely true.

A four week long comprehensive course has been designed to show you all the theory and significance for knowing your limits. The “Conoscenza dei suoi limiti” (knowledge of one’s limits) can be a very complex and draining training exercise but it is necessary to preserve untainted and honest humps. We might not hold many regulations in high standards here, but the ones we do hold we grip firmly. Once upon a time we offered this month long course to all potential humpers, due to unanticipated circumstance and some slight budget cuts the course has been slightly compressed. It now takes the shape of the diagram below.
Please read carefully, for if you don’t, it’s yo ass.

This diagram is made to explain in great detail the

Male Drunk Line (MDL)
&
Female Drunk Line (FDL)

 
 
 
 
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