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Beer: God's 'Other' Holy Water |
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When
your nipples are getting hard with the excitement and anticipation of
going on a hump run one question jumps to mind. "What will i drink
to prepare for my hump time?" Now do not get me wrong. Vodka, Rye,
Baileys and god knows how many other drinks have kept me alive during
some lonely nights, but in this event we just have to say beer comes
most recommended. Don't worry I won't leave you in suspense. I will
disperse my reasons.... now.
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Now when everyone thinks of beer they think of one thing, a fermented liquor made from any malted grain, but commonly from barley malt, with hops or some other substance to impart a bitter flavor. But you have to open your mind to realize just how perfect it is for this situation. Let's have a quick review on what we think of beer:
And now let's see what we require of a pre-hump beverage:
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I do not like being sexist. I fully understand that a good portion of women like beer just as much as a nice outbreak of genital herpies. It is because i am so caring and always thinking of our better halves that I constucted a page made just for them. If you don't like beer. |
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ONE
BEER
(GOOD) |
TWO
BEER
(BETTER) |
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BEER
BONG
(BEST) |
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